Piggy Slippers and Lounge Lizards

Blue Pajamas/Bad Dream

It was like one of those dreams people claim to have, where they are naked in public, or wearing pajamas. I was at a ballroom in pajamas, and curlers in my hair. And piggy bedroom slippers. In spite of how bad I looked, a gentleman asked to dance. He wasn’t put off by my appearance. He said we could go upstairs and he could show me what was under his clothes. The words that came to mind were “lounge Lizard” although I don’t really know what that means. I excused myself. I don’t really care for men in white tuxedos.